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Teeny Weenies: My Favorite President

Mon, 18 Nov 2019 13:47:29 +0200

Celebrate the holidays with the return of the Teeny Weenies!David Lubar is the master of the short story for kids. Now he's back with his fourth collection of Teeny Weenies stories, just in time for the winter holidays! Young chapter book readers ages 7 to 10, reluctant readers, and fans of very short stories will be entertained and delighted by these twelve zany tales. Wacky comic book style illustrations by Bill Mayer add to the fun. Don't be a weenie. Read these stories! If you dare!At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Teeny Weenies: The Intergalactic Petting Zoo

Mon, 18 Nov 2019 13:47:31 +0200

Meet the Teeny Weenies!A boy and his sister visit a petting zoo that is out of this world. A community pool fills up with bullies. And the Fourth of July starts off with a BOOM! Young chapter book readers ages 7 to 10, reluctant readers, and fans of very short stories will be entertained and delighted by these twelve zany tales by award-winning author David Lubar. Wacky comic book style illustrations by Bill Mayer add to the fun. David Lubar is the master of the short story for kids. He has written nine short story collections for middle grade readers, including The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies and Other Warped and Creepy Tales. Now he's back with short stories for the chapter book audience. Don't be a weenie. Read these stories!At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Emperor of the Universe

Fri, 15 Nov 2019 11:35:30 +0200

"Fans of Dav Pilkey, Jon Scieszka, and Tom Angleberger will race to read this smart and silly space adventure." —School Library Journal

The launch of a madcap space adventure trilogy for young readers by David Lubar, author of the popular Weenies Tales!When seventh grader Nicholas V. Landrew, his beloved pet gerbil Henrietta, and a package of ground beef are beamed aboard an alien space ship, they soon find themselves on the run in a madcap chase across the universe. Now all Nicholas wants to do is get back home before his parents find out and ground him forever, but with the Universal Police hot on his trail, that won't be easy. Before it's all over, Henrietta will find herself safely ensconced back in her cage, Nicholas will be crowned Emperor of the Universe, and something even more surprising will happen to the package of ground beef."This book is ridiculous! Ridiculous crazy fun ... and deep...

The Clone Catastrophe

Fri, 29 Oct 2021 20:31:19 +0300

"What do you get when you combine a 7th grader, a gerbil, a package of ground beef, and an alien space ship on a chase across the universe? David Lubar's latest masterpiece, of course!"—Dan Gutman, bestselling author of the My Weird School series on Emperor of the Universe
In The Clone Catastrophe, Nicholas, Jeef, and Henrietta the gerbil are back in another laugh-out-loud intergalactic adventure in this rollicking sequel to Emperor of the Universe.
Nicholas V. Landrew's life as emperor of the universe is off to a terrible start! He's been cloned for some nefarious purpose, old enemies are after him, and his parents want him to take out the garbage! Will Nicholas even survive his first year?
Praise for Emperor of the Universe

"This book is ridiculous! Ridiculous crazy fun...and deep truth."—Jon Scieszka, bestselling author of the Time Warp Trio series
"Fans of Dav Pilkey, Jon Scieszka, and Tom...

Teeny Weenies: The Eighth Octopus

Sat, 18 May 2019 12:48:44 +0300

Summer is here—and so are the Teeny Weenies!

David Lubar is the master of the short story for kids. Now he's back with a new collection of Teeny Weenies stories—just in time for school break! Perfect for the summer holidays, these fun and freaky tales will keep you on the edge of your seat all season long.

Young chapter book readers ages 7 to 10, reluctant readers, and fans of very short stories will be entertained and delighted by these twelve zany tales. Wacky comic book style illustrations by Bill Mayer add to the fun.

Don't be a weenie. Read these stories! If you dare!

At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

The Emperor's Last Stand

Sun, 29 Oct 2023 20:31:18 +0200

The Emperor's Last Stand is the third and final hilarious intergalactic Emperor of the Universe adventure by David Lubar.

"What do you get when you combine a 7th grader, a gerbil, a package of ground beef, and an alien space ship on a chase across the universe? David Lubar's latest masterpiece, of course!"—Dan Gutman, bestselling author of the My Weird School series, on Emperor of the Universe
Nicholas, Jeef, and Henrietta the gerbil face their most existential crisis yet when the universe is attacked by beings from a parallel universe intent on conquering every other parallel universe. If Nicholas fails in his mission to defend the universe, it'll mean the end of life itself . . .
At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Teeny Weenies: Fishing for Pets

Sat, 18 May 2019 12:48:42 +0300

Summer is here—and so are the Teeny Weenies!

Don't be a weenie. Read these stories! If you dare!

At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Teeny Weenies: Freestyle Frenzy

Mon, 18 Nov 2019 13:47:30 +0200

Meet the Teeny Weenies!Suspiciously swift swimmers at a school swim meet cause a frenzy. A boy who likes to litter finally gets the meaning of Earth Day. A girl and her dad go on a fishing trip and catch the surprise of a lifetime. Young chapter book readers ages 7 to 10, reluctant readers, and fans of very short stories will be entertained and delighted by these twelve zany tales by award-winning author David Lubar. Wacky comic book style illustrations by Bill Mayer add to the fun. David Lubar is the master of the short story for kids. He has written nine short story collections for middle grade readers, including The Battle of the Red Hot Pepper Weenies and Other Warped and Creepy Tales. Now he's back with short stories for the chapter book audience. Don't be a weenie. Read these stories!At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Teeny Weenies: The Boy Who Cried Wool

Mon, 18 Nov 2019 13:47:31 +0200

Celebrate Halloween-y with the return of the Teeny Weenies! David Lubar is the master of the short story for kids. Now he's back with his third collection of Teeny Weenies stories, just in time for Halloween! Young chapter book readers ages 7 to 10, reluctant readers, and fans of very short stories will be entertained and delighted by these twelve zany tales. Wacky comic book style illustrations by Bill Mayer add to the fun. Don't be a weenie. Read these stories! If you dare!At the Publisher's request, this title is being sold without Digital Rights Management Software (DRM) applied.

Numbed!

Sat, 14 Nov 1998 11:34:02 +0200

When Logan's class takes a trip to a math museum, his mischievous friend Benedict is sure it will be a boring day—until he discovers a robot and its creator in an off-limits area. The robot proves feisty, and soon both boys get zapped. They realize only later that they'd left the museum without their math skills. To get back the knowledge they need for school—not to mention buying food at the mall, divvying up dinner at home, and much more—they'll have to get back to the museum and pass a series of math challenges. Being "numbed" will teach Logan and Benedict just how useful, and even fun, math can be.

The Wavering Werewolf: A Monsterrific Tale (Monsterrific Tales)

Fri, 14 Nov 2014 11:34:03 +0200

Punished!

Thu, 14 Nov 2002 11:34:07 +0200

Logan and his friend Benedict run into the wrong guy at the library - literally. When Logan slams into the reference guy in the basement and gives him a little lip, Logan gets punished, really and truly punished. He has three days to complete three tasks before Professor Wordsworth will lift the magical punishment that keeps getting Logan in even more trouble.

Wipeout of the Wireless Weenies

Sat, 14 Nov 2015 11:33:58 +0200

Welcome to the Weenie Zone! Wipeout of the Wireless Weenies is the seventh collection of scary short stories for middle grade readers by acclaimed author David Lubar. A boy and his family narrowly escape a zombie apocalypse—or do they? A girl neglects her cat's litter box and finds herself in a heap of trouble. And a group of clicking, scrolling, tapping wireless weenies find themselves on the edge of disaster. Here are thirty-three hilarious and harrowing stories that will scare you, make you laugh, or see the world in a whole new way. Find out where the author got the idea for each story at the end of the book.
Don't be a weenie. Read these stories. If you dare!

Dog Days

Sat, 14 Nov 1998 11:34:00 +0200

Larry can't stop thinking about the growling dog in the alley. He already has three strays in his backyard. How can he afford to take care of another one? When his brother Paul points out a strange mark in the alley, Larry has a mystery to solve. What is the dog protecting? What is really going on in that dark alley?